Cronopio de la cosmopista

porque los Cronopios nunca mueren. by

Los Detectives Helados

Soñé con detectives helados, detectives latinoamericanos
que intentaban mantener los ojos abiertos
en medio del sueño.
Soñé con crímenes horribles
Y con tipos cuidadosos
que procuraban no pisar los charcos de sangre
y al mismo tiempo abarcar con una sola mirada
el escenario del crimen.
Soñé con detectives perdidos
en el espejo convexo de los Arnolfini:
nuestra época, nuestras perspectivas,
nuestros modelos del Espanto.

Roberto Bolaño

doctorwhoab:

goatzillasaurus:

doctorfuckingwho:

thefearisfallingaway:

consistentlyinadequate:

dunderklumpen:

fluorescentbird:

meoplelikepeople:

runxdry:

THERE’S A SLITHEEN AND A DALEK ON MY SPOOOOON.

GIVE IT TO ME.

RIGHT NOW.

I NEED THIS. I WILL HOLD ALL OF YOUR SPOONS RANSOM.

OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW

THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED FROM LIFE

“I NEED THIS. I WILL HOLD ALL OF YOUR SPOONS RANSOM.” 

I am imagining that like every hour or so you would shoot one through rendering them useless as a spoon.

I have two tins of this. Plan to sell it on ebay in 50 years time.

My pregnancy craving will from now on only revolve around this.

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!11!!!!!

Need this need this need this

:O omggggg